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HOW TRUE! CHINESE PHILOSOPHY(转贴)  

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 HA HA HA ....VERY FUNNY
>
> 沒錢的時候,養豬;
> 有錢的時候,養狗。
> When without money, keep pigs;
> When have money, keep dogs.
>
>
> 沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
> 有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。
> When without money, eat wild vege at home ;
> When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.
>
>
> 沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
> 有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。
> When without money, ride bicycle;
> When have money, ride exercise machine.
>
>
> 沒錢的時候,想結婚;
> 有錢的時候,想離婚。
> When without money, wish to get married;
> When have money, wish to get divorced.
>
>
> 沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書;
> 有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。
> When without money, wife becomes secretary;
> When have money, secretary becomes wife.
>
>
> 沒錢的時候,假裝有錢;
> 有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。
> When without money, act like rich man;
> When with money, act like poor man.
>
> 人 啊,都不講實話:
> Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
>
>
> 說股票是毒品,都在玩;
> 說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
> Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
> Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
>
>
>
> 說美女是禍水,都想要;
> 說高處不勝寒,都在爬;
> Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
> Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
>
>
> 說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
> 說天堂最美好,都不去!!!
> Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
> Says heaven is good but refused to go.
>
>
> 鄉下早晨雞叫人,
> 城裡晚上人叫雞;
> In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
> In the cities, man calls for chickens.
>
> 舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
> 新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
> In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
> Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous
>
>
> 人生是什麼?
> What is life about?
>
>
> 1 歲時出場亮相
> At one, YOU are the top priority
>
> 10 歲時功課至上
> At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
>
> 20 歲時春心盪漾
> At twenty, getting dates is the top priority
>
> 30 歲時職場對抗
> At thirty, a good career is top priority
>
> 40 歲時身材發胖
> At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
>
> 50 歲時打打麻將
> At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
>
> 60 歲時老當益壯
> At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
>
> 70 歲 時 常常 健忘
> At seventy, remembering something is top priority
>
> 80 歲時搖搖晃晃
> At eighty, moving around is top priority
>
> 90 歲時迷失方向
> At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
>
> 100 歲時掛在牆上
> At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!
>
>
> 祝大家愉快,好好做人!
> Wishing you all happiness! Be good!


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